Hash House Harriers (Addams Family)
Their drinking is compulsive
Their running is convulsive
They’re morally repulsive
The Hash House Harriers
Their flatulence is rude
Their genitals protrude
They’re running in the nude
The Hash House Harriers
They’re always shiggy tracking
And constantly bushwhacking
Intelligence they’re lacking
The Hash House Harriers
Meet the Hashers (Flintstones)
Hashers, Meet the Hashers
They’re the biggest drunks in history
From the hash of
They’re the leaders in debauchery
Half minds, shiggy trailing through the years
Watch them as they down a
lot of beers
Hash Style (Stray Cat Strut)
Well the Hash House Harriers
Are really kind of queer
They wear funny T-shirts
And they drink a lot of beer
They run around
For mile upon mile
But they’ve got hash class
And they’ve got hash style
Publicly P*ssed On (My Bonny)
They ought to be publicly p*ssed on
They ought to be publicly shot
They ought to tied to an outhouse
And left there to fester and rot
Brother Hasher (Lassie)
Here’s to brother hasher
Brother hasher brother hasher
Here’s to brother hasher
May he chug a lug.
He’s happy, he’s jolly
He’s F*cked up by golly
Here’s to brother hasher
May he chug a lug.
Sh*tty Trail (Mousketeers)
Sh*tty trail, sh*tty trail,
The mother lovers laid a sh*tty trail
I would rather drink a beer
Than run your sh*tty trail
(Spelled out) S_ H * T T Y T R A I L
Why Were They Born
Why were they born so beautiful
Why were they born at all?
They’re no flaming use to anyone
They’re no flaming use at all
What a Wank (William Tell/Lone Ranger)
What a wank what a wank
What a wank wank wank ETC.
Hashing in the Rain
Hashing in the rain
Just hashing in the rain
What a glorious feeling
We’re loaded again
We laugh at clouds
No lightening we fear
No mud slows us down
When we’re running for beer
(I just made this one up.)
He’s the Meanest
He’s the meanest
He sucks the horse’s penis
He’s the meanest
He’s a horse’s arse
Ever since he found it
All he does is pound it
He’s the meanest
He’s a horse’s arse